It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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