I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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