I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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