It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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