come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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