Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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