i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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