you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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