The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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