speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I party with great urgency now.
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