Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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