I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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