: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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