are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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