I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Randomize
