The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Just puked most of my soul out..
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