I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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