I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
where are my eyebrows?
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