I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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