I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
