i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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