I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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