go do what you do best...puke behind churches
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
