Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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