He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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