i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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