So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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