If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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