hell yes lets make some ravioli
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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