So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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