Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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