so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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