fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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