He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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