ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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