i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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