Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it's like iHOP with fire
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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