we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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