He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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