Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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