Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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