I just saw a hot homeless man
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
bring money and cleavage
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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