Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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