so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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