was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
