Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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