lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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