You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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