Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
