You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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