New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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