Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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