I didn't shave. On purpose
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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