Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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