Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Hippo gnu deer
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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