He had one of those small greek statue penises
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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