When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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