dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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