I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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