After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
a search helicopter?!
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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